Sticky situations

hehe! today had many 'laugh at Te-Neele' situations!!!
Situation No. 1 - I am requesting that someone help me to refuel my car and I say "can someone come with me to the petrol station coz I dont know how to fill my car up over here?" I didn't remember to call it a GAS station and they're all looking at me like 'what?'

Situation No. 2 - I have refuelled my car and am ready to drive to our next stop, a Mexican restaurant called chevy's, adnwe take off, I am following Chris and as i pull out of the PETROL station I pull into the left hand side of the road... I knew something wasn't right when I saw the cars coming straight at me!

Situation No. 3 - We arrive at chevy's and there is no customer parking so I park on the street, put my money in the parking meter and I walk towards the restaurant, when I get there, the guys tell me that I dont have to pay for parking after dark... No joke I spent like five minutes loking for enough stupid change... and I have been ripped of by the state of california... for the last three weeks i have been paying for my parking at all times , including after dark... seriously... where's the justice???!

Situation No. 4 - Mum this is a Killer... you are gunna love this one... We've been at the restaurant for like fourty five minutes and I turn to one of the guys, Mike and say "have we ordered yet" to which he replied "yes". I had no recollection of anyone ordering, let-alone me actually ordering something. At first I thought i'd forgotten to order, and after much discussion I finally remembered that yes, everyone had ordered and yes i had ordered! It was their first experience with one of my many ditz moments

Wish you all could've been here to laugh with me!